Lucy Mangan: I’m having a baby

'We've done seven dry runs to the hospital, none of them successful. The satnav, for some reason, refuses to believe such an institution exists'

When the words stopped

Their relationship was steeped in language – he was the brilliant academic, she the poet. Then a stroke left Paul West able to utter only a single syllable and his wife, Diane Ackerman, had to find a new way to keep their love alive