'Mummy jobs', in which cosmetic surgeons set out to erase all evidence of childbirth from a woman's body, are already big business in the US. Now they are catching on here. Viv Groskop reports on a disturbing trend - and asks three mothers how they really feel about their post-baby bodies
Experience: It's hard to think of an occasion that doesn't involve sharing food or drink. It's not possible to replicate the feelings of warmth and companionship and the easy conversation that having a meal together promotes.
Zoe Williams says she never went to any breastfeeding classes because three years ago, by chance, she met my best friend on her way out of one, and she was fuming.
Zoe Williams: With labour, it's not as simple as short good, long bad. Sure, there's a macho swagger to a short labour (say, under five hours): especially with a first baby.
Lauren Laverne: Being pregnant has taught me valuable lessons. I swear that when The Bean finally makes his entrance into the world I will never give pregnant pals my two penn'orth unless they request it, even if I have to wear a bridle to afternoon tea.